Sh*t Bag

We think so.

Introducing smolotov Sh*t Bags, a must-have for every responsible American patriot and dog owner. With these bags, you no longer have to worry about being distracted by culture war nonsense. Every Karen and Ken on your block will know immediately that you have disengaged from culture war politics and have graduated to class war politics. Congratulations Comrade.

The bags are thick and leak-proof, ensuring sanitary handling. They're large enough to fully cover your hand and turn inside out for easy pick-up and disposal. Once turned inside out, and full of shit, you will recognize the familiar face of a leader who is openly hostile to his constituents and who lies to preserve his own best interests.

So, whether you're in your backyard or on a walk in the park, these sh*t bags may be your only recourse against tyranny in a manner that still fits neatly within the constraints of capitalist consumption while also fitting easily in your Patagonia vest.