SH*T Bag
Our president is full of shit. Literally.
Enlist your dog in the fight against fascism.
Eco-Friendly
Sustainable compostable bags made from corn starch
Extra Thick
Leak proof, strong, traps odors, resistant to hate
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People are saying...
Well, at least I’m doing something. What are you doing?
Arson McMacho, FL
I gave a box to my racist uncle for Christmas and he cried.
Five stars!!!
Zavier Paul, TX
I hate Donald Trump but I love these bags.
A team with a goal
Smolotov Unscented Leakproof Dog Waste Bags
60 count on 4 single refill rolls
$14.47 USD
If the most trivial aspects of daily life can be commodified, can they also be used to fuel the impending Class War™?
We think so.
Introducing Smolotov Sh*t Bags, a must-have for every responsible American patriot and dog owner. With these bags, you no longer have to worry about being distracted by culture war nonsense.
Every Karen and Ken on your block will know immediately that you have disengaged from culture war politics and have graduated to class war politics.
Congratulations Comrade.
How to fight fascism?
Pull
…one of our sh*t bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
Collect
…the waste with our compostable dog poop bags made from plant-based, certified compostable and earth-friendly materials. After decomposition, they leave no toxic residue and transform into organic fertilizer, contributing to a healthier environment. The kleptocracy hates this.
Pull
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your sh*t bag (while it's still a free country.)
Feel
…a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and corruption. I’m so fucking proud of you right now.
Feel like talking shit?
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